I Bought Myself A Politician
Monalisa Twins
 
     E     G#        C#m     C#
I bought myself a politician
       A          C#     F#m
'Cause I have never said I'd play it fair
         G#          G#7
They're currently on sale
      C#m
Just picked them up from Yale
         A                   B
They're even cheaper if you take a pair
 
          E            G#           C#m    C#
And on a whim I also bought the opposition
      A            C#             F#m
It's better to be safe, you never know
     G#7
And then for even less
   C#m
I also bought the press
    A             B              E
To wrap it up and I was good to go

               G#7                                           C#m
Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride? (Oh what a joyride)
               G#7                                  G#             C#m
Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to it's knees
            A#                                       D#m
And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (Just got the time right)
     E                        B
As a universal scientist and generous philanthropist
       E             F#            B
My shopping list confirms my expertise
 
     E      G#        C#m     C#
I bought myself a politician
              A               C#       F#m
'Cause I have never said I'll play it fair
    G#             G#7
If they are not on sale
    C#m
I pick them up from jail
     A               B             E
It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare
 
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E       G#7     C#m
A       C#      F#m
G#7             C#m
A       B       E
 
               G#7                                           C#m
Who would have thought that no one dared to stop me on my joyride? (Oh what a joyride)
               G#7                                  G#             C#m
Who would have thought that I could bring the whole world to it's knees
            A#                                       D#m
And now the time has come to buy my way into the limelight (Just got the time right)
     E                        B
As a universal scientist and generous philanthropist
       E             F#            B
My shopping list confirms my expertise
 
               E             G#          C#m     C#
If you look closely you can see I'm on a mission
         A               C#           F#m
There's something that I really wanna do
     G#                          C#m
I’m promising your health - I'll save you from yourself
       Amaj7           A
That's how I'm gonna try (that's how I'm gonna try)
    F#m
To get you to comply (to get you to comply)
                  A                         B          E    A   E
Might even have to lie so that you will let me buy you too